|
Post by buttonpresser4815 on Jul 22, 2006 22:03:15 GMT -5
Suddenly the evil shoe man came out of the woods yelling, "I am going to take your shoes," and he took Locke's, but he didn't mind, because he took them off in the Swan, so the evil shoe man took his socks as well, to which Locke responded, "You took socky, me no like," and he then grew three feet taller and gained 600 pounds,, yet at a current weight of 200 before his anger, he weighed 800 pounds, yet he had an 8:1 fat to muscle ration, which meant he could lift 8 times his body weight, so he could lift 6400 pounds, about 2.9 metric tons or 3.2 tons.
|
|
|
Post by Jarlaxle on Jul 23, 2006 1:24:36 GMT -5
He never did use that to his advantage.
|
|
|
Post by evilcrash9 on Jul 23, 2006 9:45:09 GMT -5
Because he can't get off the couch.
|
|
|
Post by buttonpresser4815 on Jul 23, 2006 9:46:14 GMT -5
And he couldn't swim either, because of his density.
|
|
|
Post by evilcrash9 on Jul 23, 2006 9:59:30 GMT -5
Then everyone went on vacation.
|
|
|
Post by buttonpresser4815 on Jul 23, 2006 10:05:46 GMT -5
But then Locke got unangry so he went with them to the Center of the Earth.
|
|
|
Post by evilcrash9 on Jul 23, 2006 10:13:36 GMT -5
Then they paniced while yelling "IT'S A LEGITIMATE STRATAGY!"
|
|
|
Post by buttonpresser4815 on Jul 23, 2006 10:18:12 GMT -5
Then Jules Verne appeared to calm them all down and brought them into a submarine.
|
|
|
Post by evilcrash9 on Jul 23, 2006 10:20:53 GMT -5
Where Locke said "Headshot!" after he knock Jules out and turned the sub around out of the lava and twords the surface.
|
|
|
Post by buttonpresser4815 on Jul 23, 2006 10:31:13 GMT -5
WHen Jules awoke, H.G. Wells was standing over him and they started talking about the future.
|
|
|
Post by evilcrash9 on Jul 23, 2006 10:35:01 GMT -5
Then they were killed by O' Malley and Lopez's robot army.
|
|
|
Post by buttonpresser4815 on Jul 23, 2006 10:49:28 GMT -5
Robots just happened to be a thing they had predicted would be in the future.
|
|
|
Post by evilcrash9 on Jul 23, 2006 23:34:19 GMT -5
Then they went back to the future and then shot the cow that was about to jump over them after they got to the moon.
|
|
|
Post by buttonpresser4815 on Jul 24, 2006 9:34:18 GMT -5
They also both happened to write a book about travelling to the moon, and they knew they couldn't stay long.
|
|
|
Post by evilcrash9 on Jul 24, 2006 14:28:46 GMT -5
Because the X-nauts base blew up and they fell down to Earth.
|
|