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Post by The Rogue on Mar 21, 2006 13:09:39 GMT -5
Somebody posted it on Old VU. Something like this:
"I will crush you like the dirty bugs you are! You cannot defeat me, for I am the great and all-powerful Neo Cortex! How DARE you try to mock me with all of your mental powers? I will...*gasp* *gasp*"
HP, help me out here.
Anyways, "This guy" is someone on the CTTR credits. Keep pressing X when names highlight and eventually Cortex will say that.
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Post by evilcrash9 on Mar 22, 2006 10:45:39 GMT -5
N.Gin-"Vlad would like to thank his parents for all the quarters and for not nicknameing him THE IMPAILER!" N.Gin-"Greetings Kai of the long shanks, I am a member of the short shanks and I do not eat cheese...what?" Cortex-"Darren whould like to thank no one he did it all himself." N.Gin-"Hello to Gene's darling wife Marny,WHO BROKE MY HEART IN HIGH SCHOOL,and their children Jorden and Jena." N.Gin-"Hiron would like to thank the acadamy...he...you like him you really like him and I like him I LIKE HIM ALOT.He is my friend and we'll go to the lake and we'll braid each others hair...he he he." Cortex-"Mr. Plumley you really know how to shoot one past the goaley,wink wink nudge nudge, little Plumley is proof of that." Cortex-"Isn't he going to thank his wife or kids?" N.Gin-"Nope!" Cortex-"Trevor Lim would like to thank the Oleson twins whom hes never meet." N.Gin-"Sanela would like to thank her supportive husband who picks her up and BENCH PRESSES HER DAILY!" Cortex-"Kevin would like to thank everyone who made fun of his name in High School and point out that their probable in a mall right now."
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Post by evilcrash9 on Mar 22, 2006 11:03:06 GMT -5
Cortex-"Angus would like to thank the whole world for putting up with his horrible attitude while he travled the globe." N.Gin-"This guys so stupid he got stabbed at a shot out."
N.Gin-"This guy gets all the chicks." Cortex-"Sure,sure he does but their all UGLY!"
N.Gin-"This guys such a moron he couldn't put M and Ms in alphbetical order."
N.Gin-"Darren Esau single,of course,and avaibile email at Darren.Esau at Gmail.com...WHAT KIND OF WEBADRESS IS THAT?" Cortex-"Hold on let me get my pen!"
Cortex-"Ian says "thank you mom,dad,adn David" how sickening." N.Gin-"Hello to the happy squirrel friends of Ziemek...WHAT IS HE DOING WHITH THE SQUIRRELS?" N.Gin-"This guys education stoped at Hooked on Phonics." N.Gin-"This guys so stupid it took him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes." Cortex-"And to my fav. neice Amy Gross nothing gross about her." Cortex-"And to Duane Shepard nobody says ******* with such athority." Cortex-"Lydian the most polite man on the planet." Cortex-"And Lex Lang o I hope to someday meet him." N.Gin"Nolan North as N.Gin...wait thats me and him is me and me is him...I'M SO CONFUSED, HES AN IDIOT...wait that means I'm an idiot...cut."
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Post by The Rogue on Mar 22, 2006 12:38:43 GMT -5
Lex Lang was a real good one.
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Post by evilcrash9 on Mar 23, 2006 17:57:03 GMT -5
Cortex-"The check bounced are u sure well the past few years have been kind of slow Wrath of Cortex didn't do as well as we had hoped and....fish.....
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Post by talonofsilver on Mar 23, 2006 18:44:30 GMT -5
lol the fish was funny!
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Post by The Rogue on Mar 24, 2006 6:49:00 GMT -5
Oh yeah!
"What do you mean the check...what? The check bounced! Well, the Wrath of Cortex didn't go as well as we hoped, and the last few years have been kind of slow..."
"NYAA!"
"FISH!"
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Post by talonofsilver on Mar 24, 2006 7:44:13 GMT -5
oh and i finally got to hear what cortex was saying in CNK. "The race is mine."
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Post by The Rogue on Mar 24, 2006 7:48:13 GMT -5
I had the GBA version. They don't talk.
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Post by talonofsilver on Mar 24, 2006 9:44:12 GMT -5
Yeah they do! Turn the music down and select ur character. Polar's "Ra roo ruff!" is SOOOO CUTE!
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Post by The Rogue on Mar 24, 2006 13:35:11 GMT -5
Nobody really talks on the GBA version. I think Crash just says 'WOAH!'.
"The world reknown, evildoer, Dr. Neo Periwinkle Cortex! I have all your games!"
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Post by talonofsilver on Mar 25, 2006 7:57:16 GMT -5
Okay: in CNK I'll list all the quotes i was able 2 hear. Coco: Coco with love. Crunch: Make way! Crash:wa-wee! ( ) Cortex: the race is mine. NGin: something something the ROAD! Tiny: Tiny knock u off! Spyro: Nothing.
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Post by The Rogue on Mar 25, 2006 8:34:34 GMT -5
I only heard 'WOAH' and 'Make way!'.
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Post by talonofsilver on Mar 25, 2006 15:08:03 GMT -5
Coco also says "Ow!" When she gets hit.
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Post by The Rogue on Mar 30, 2006 15:46:59 GMT -5
I think I remember that, I'll check sometime.
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