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Post by buttonpresser4815 on Dec 18, 2006 19:12:03 GMT -5
An alien invasion occurred and they threatened all the people to eternal slavery unless they knew what his name stood for.
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Post by The Rogue on Dec 18, 2006 19:25:03 GMT -5
So they went out on their amazingly random quest for glory.
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Post by Jarlaxle on Dec 19, 2006 0:08:52 GMT -5
They failed miserably.
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Post by The Rogue on Dec 19, 2006 0:16:25 GMT -5
But the aliens turned out to be total wimps and didn't bring the human race into eternal slavery. Instead they...
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Post by buttonpresser4815 on Dec 19, 2006 17:37:16 GMT -5
Baked them all pie.
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Post by The Rogue on Dec 19, 2006 19:05:19 GMT -5
The pie was apple flavored.
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Post by buttonpresser4815 on Dec 20, 2006 16:55:53 GMT -5
But then they all read the short story and Twilight Zone episode to Serve Man and got suspicious.
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Post by The Rogue on Dec 20, 2006 17:48:53 GMT -5
This resulted in the destruction of some random race somewhere in Latin America.
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Post by buttonpresser4815 on Dec 21, 2006 21:46:58 GMT -5
This random race had been influenced by aliens and had risen to the top world power, so someone sensed a conspiracy.
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Post by The Rogue on Dec 22, 2006 1:01:48 GMT -5
It turned out to be fluke from the media, and that this "race" was really the competition type race.
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Post by buttonpresser4815 on Dec 22, 2006 11:29:24 GMT -5
They participated somehow in every race in the world, and won every one of them.
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Post by The Rogue on Dec 22, 2006 16:00:52 GMT -5
The odds of this were 10,872,396 to 1.
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Post by buttonpresser4815 on Dec 22, 2006 17:58:54 GMT -5
A mystical entity actually gave them the power to alter odds and probability, as long as they offered daily sacrifice.
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Post by The Rogue on Dec 22, 2006 22:24:33 GMT -5
Which they didn't do. So,...
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Post by buttonpresser4815 on Dec 23, 2006 19:30:02 GMT -5
The entity altered the odds of their surival to 1 googol to 1.
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