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Post by The Rogue on Nov 21, 2005 9:08:48 GMT -5
A man was talking to God somewhere (it doesn't matter where). The man asks God what a second feels like. God says:
A second is like a million years to me.
Then the man asks god what a penny is worth to him. God says:
A penny is like a million dollars to me.
To the man asks God for a penny. The God said:
Sure, just give me a second.
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Post by ZAR on Nov 22, 2005 14:06:16 GMT -5
LOL!!!!! Very funny!
-HEYHWA
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Post by The Rogue on Nov 22, 2005 14:12:31 GMT -5
You think so? Well, I've posted most, if not all, of my appropriate jokes on this forum.
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Post by ZAR on Nov 22, 2005 15:01:05 GMT -5
Well its not a too bad joke...
-HEYHWA
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Post by The Rogue on Nov 23, 2005 0:28:15 GMT -5
Thanx. It's actually a pretty old joke.
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Post by ZAR on Nov 23, 2005 3:29:02 GMT -5
I've never heard it before though...
-HEYHWA
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Post by The Rogue on Nov 23, 2005 5:11:29 GMT -5
I first heard it in 3rd grade.
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Post by ZAR on Nov 23, 2005 6:42:15 GMT -5
Oh right then...
-HEYHWA
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Post by The Rogue on Nov 23, 2005 6:54:39 GMT -5
It's not the best I've heard either. Roam this whole board, and you'll find a bunch of funny jokes that I've said.
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Post by Reno on Nov 27, 2005 21:34:28 GMT -5
post the inapropiate jokes!
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Post by The Rogue on Nov 28, 2005 0:28:07 GMT -5
Well, I now have permission from the admin. Even though the folder says (Nothing sick).
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mathsman01
D.I.H.G Sign-Up
You are incompatible, delete, delete, DDEEELLLEEETTEEEE!!!!
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Post by mathsman01 on Feb 22, 2006 16:44:52 GMT -5
I have one, THere were 40 scoucers that were all outside the gates to heaven when st. peter came and said: sorry lads but only 20 of you can come in to heaven so decide amoungst yourselves. 2 hours later St.peter went back to the gates with God and said: Oh No, they're gone! God:All 40 of them? ST.Peter: No, The gates!
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Post by Mecha on Feb 23, 2006 16:23:09 GMT -5
ok...that bump was pretty unneccesary
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Post by The Rogue on Feb 24, 2006 13:18:16 GMT -5
No, that wasn't too bad. Mecha, it was on topic, so it wasn't unnecceccary.
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Post by Mecha on Feb 25, 2006 10:09:42 GMT -5
oh, ok. GS, you should change the name of this thread to good JOKES
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