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Post by Reno on Jun 26, 2005 19:32:06 GMT -5
A doctor approched his patient and said:
"I got some bad news, and even worse news"
the patient says:
"Well, whats the bad news?"
the doctor says:
"well, you only have 24 hours to live"
the patient says:
"Oh, no, how can the other news be worse?"
the doctor says:
"Ive been trying to contact you since yesterday"
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JumpButton
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Post by JumpButton on Jun 26, 2005 21:03:53 GMT -5
That's a good one!  Kinda serious to joke about though.  |
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Post by digimaster on Jul 4, 2005 9:44:24 GMT -5
I agree. It was a good joke.
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Post by crashomestar on Jul 4, 2005 13:01:29 GMT -5
Pretty funny though. Poor guy.  |
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Post by Reno on Jul 5, 2005 14:58:48 GMT -5
yeah, he died right there.
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Post by The Rogue on Aug 25, 2005 9:47:39 GMT -5
I got a joke like that.
Two old guys who like baseball are about to die. They agree that if the other dies, they'll come back and tell the other if they have baseball in heaven. So the next day one of the guys dies. He then comes back. He says,
'I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there is baseball in heaven. The bad news...You're pitching on Tuesday.'
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Post by Reno on Oct 4, 2005 22:46:49 GMT -5
WOW, that was a good one. first time I heard soemthing like that.
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Post by The Rogue on Oct 5, 2005 6:01:02 GMT -5
Really? I thought everyone would like it!
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Post by hpzr on Oct 5, 2005 13:40:59 GMT -5
"Thatsa" good one. I heard it some time ago, but it had a different situation, which ended up being the same.
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Post by The Rogue on Oct 5, 2005 15:15:19 GMT -5
Yeah, different variations all around the world. Never fails, does it?
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Post by crashomestar on Oct 8, 2005 8:33:19 GMT -5
Nope. It made me alugh. +1 for GS.
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Post by The Rogue on Oct 8, 2005 12:42:21 GMT -5
YAY!! I', winning. Heh heh.
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