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Post by Reno on Mar 18, 2005 12:20:11 GMT -5
hey digimaster, dont you got any jokes? you gotta have some.  |
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Post by digimaster on Mar 18, 2005 15:38:17 GMT -5
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Post by The Rogue on Mar 19, 2005 0:55:26 GMT -5
Try this.
A Russian, a Chinese person, and an American were on a ship and it shipwreked. They landed on an uncharted island. Some canibals found them and captured them. They said to the Russian "before we grind your bones to make our bread and use your skin to make canoes, do you have any last requests?" The Russian said "Yes, bring me a knife". They bring him a knife, he kills himself. To the Chinese guy, same story word for word. For the American they said "before we grind your bones to make our bread and use your skin to make canoes, do you have any last requests?" The American said "Yes, bring me a FORK". They bring him a fork and the American starts poking holes in his skin. He said "SCREW YOUR CANOE!"
I think that's one of my best.
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Post by hpzr on Mar 19, 2005 6:28:36 GMT -5
Hehe, that was funny. Take that, cannibals!  |
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Post by Dingodilelover on Mar 19, 2005 8:48:18 GMT -5
A guy had a computer that seemed like it hated him. Everytime he turned it on, he got the blue screen of death. One day, it actually exploded into flames and molten plastic went everywhere, sticking to everything. The guy called the local computer parts and repair shop and asked if they could fix his computer. They asked him what his computer's make and model number was. "Well," he said, "I can't be sure. The tower is stuck to my shirt".
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Post by The Rogue on May 17, 2005 18:35:48 GMT -5
DDL, could you explain that? I don't get it.
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Post by hpzr on May 18, 2005 5:38:41 GMT -5
Yeah, I never got that either . |
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Post by Reno on May 19, 2005 12:15:21 GMT -5
I did ;D ;D
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Post by crashomestar on May 19, 2005 15:44:51 GMT -5
Well, I didn't.  |
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Post by The Rogue on May 19, 2005 21:39:02 GMT -5
Can someone explain it?
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Post by Reno on May 20, 2005 16:29:59 GMT -5
No, I will never explain it, your going to \have to catch me, ahahahahahahahaha!
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Post by hpzr on May 20, 2005 16:33:28 GMT -5
*Chases Cortex, Doc Amok style*
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Post by Reno on May 20, 2005 16:38:14 GMT -5
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*see's hole*
Wheres my ally? Someones suppost to push a button to activate the bridge, QUICKLY!
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Post by The Rogue on May 20, 2005 21:28:31 GMT -5
*Force pushes DrNC into a spike wall* Hahaha!
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Post by Reno on May 21, 2005 0:24:03 GMT -5
Nooooo, my only evil friend kills me!!!!! I though we were a team!!!! Oh well, I still got 4 lives left ;D ;D ;D
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