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Post by Reno on Mar 14, 2005 14:29:29 GMT -5
3 girls, a blonde a redhead and a brunette see a castle of enternity. If they ask the castle a question, and its not true, they will be banished in the castle forever. The red head says: " I bet I am the smartest of all these girls" She was let go. The brunette says: " I bet Im the most kindest person here," she was let go. The blonde says" I think" and was banished. ;D ;D
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Post by digimaster on Mar 14, 2005 15:03:45 GMT -5
*cough*
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Post by Reno on Mar 14, 2005 15:14:02 GMT -5
cough???
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Post by digimaster on Mar 14, 2005 15:20:03 GMT -5
I'm not flaming, that joke was isn't funny.
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Post by The Rogue on Mar 15, 2005 0:31:40 GMT -5
Seriously.
You want to hear a funny joke? Well, here goes.
Two guys were rock climbing. One guy fell off. The other rushes down to check on his friend. No heartbeat, no breathing, and no pulse. He called 911. A policeman answered " 911, what's you're emergency?" " Hello, I think my friend is dead". "Well, first make sure he's dead". You here some shots and bangs. The rockclimber gets on the phone again. 'Yep, he's dead!"
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Post by digimaster on Mar 15, 2005 3:22:04 GMT -5
I rate that 6/10
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Post by The Rogue on Mar 15, 2005 23:32:20 GMT -5
Huh. I thought it was really funny. ;D
Anyway, how 'bought a blonde joke.
A blonde, a redhead, and a burnett were driving in the middle of the desert when their car broke down. They decided to take what they could out of the car and try their luck. the redhaed took all the food and water so they could survive. The burnett took all the money so if they found a town they could buy supplies. The blonde took the car door "so if I get hot, I can roll down the window".
I'll post a funnier one later.
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Post by digimaster on Mar 16, 2005 11:35:06 GMT -5
again 6/10.
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Post by crashomestar on Mar 16, 2005 19:28:12 GMT -5
I've got two.
1st: 2 Blondes were driving to Disneyworld for a vacation. They saw a sign pointing left and saying "DISNEYWORLD LEFT", so they went home.
2nd: A blonde walked into a home appliance store. She said to the salesman "I'd like to buy that T.V.". He said "Sorry, we don't serve dumb blondes. She angrily left. The next day she came back wearing a brunette wig. Once again, she said "I'd like to buy that T.V." He once again said "Sorry, we don't serve dumb blondes." The next day, she wore a redhead wig, and walked into the store. She said "I'd like to buy that T.V.". The salesman said "We don't serve dumb blondes!" The angered blond aske why she couldn't buy the T.V. The salesman replied "Lady, that's a mirowave."
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Post by Reno on Mar 16, 2005 19:53:56 GMT -5
hehehe, those are good!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by digimaster on Mar 17, 2005 11:49:14 GMT -5
I didn't find the first one funny but the second one was.
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Post by ThomasBandicoot on Mar 17, 2005 14:06:24 GMT -5
ive got one they were three men on a plane an English man an Irish man and a Scotish man any way the plane was about to crash and the parachoutes where 99p (english money) the irish man and scotish man payed 99p and jumped and the english man payed £1 but didn't jump when he got to the emergency room the docter said 'why didn't you jump' then he said 'I was waiting for my penny change' ;D ;D
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Post by hpzr on Mar 17, 2005 18:31:23 GMT -5
Blonde- Would you look at that, there´s a penguin in my garden! Some guy- It happens. Why don´t you take him to the zoo, or something? And so she did. But the next day, she was walking the penguin around with a leash at home. Some guy- What happened? Didn´t you take him to the zoo? Blonde- Yes, he really liked it. Tonight we´re going to the carnival. PS: That was the funniest blonde joke I could think at the moment...
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Post by Surikkuboyo on Mar 18, 2005 8:04:06 GMT -5
I have a non-blonde joke.
What's the difference between a bass solo and a tornado?
Both are perfectly predictable, but unpreventable.
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Post by digimaster on Mar 18, 2005 10:41:39 GMT -5
TB, 7/10
HPZr, 7/10
SB, 4/10
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