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Post by hpzr on May 25, 2005 16:01:17 GMT -5
Could you two take this outside?
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Post by The Rogue on May 25, 2005 23:26:19 GMT -5
At 1000 miles above the Earth?!?
PS, Fag huh? You are now CHSRFMI! (Crashomestar-Redneck-Fag-Moron-Idiot)! (I'm just trying to annoy you A LOT!)
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Post by crashomestar on May 26, 2005 8:59:36 GMT -5
*walks outside* :shivers at the cold: *comes back inside*
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Post by The Rogue on May 26, 2005 18:46:42 GMT -5
*walks outside and falls 1000 miles to the surface of the Earth and dies* Uugh! *comes back to life* Mwahahahahahahahaha!
OK, we are seriously OFF-TOPIC.
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Post by Reno on Jun 1, 2005 23:26:28 GMT -5
Yes we are, well anyone got any jokes?
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Post by The Rogue on Jun 2, 2005 20:57:58 GMT -5
None that aren't sick. Well, except for mama jokes.
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Post by hpzr on Jun 3, 2005 5:04:59 GMT -5
"Yo mama is so fat, at the zoo the elephants started throwing her peanuts!" "Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the bank they turn off the security cameras!"
And so forth.
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Post by crashomestar on Jun 3, 2005 14:11:00 GMT -5
I've heard those MANY times...
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Post by hpzr on Jun 3, 2005 15:56:41 GMT -5
Alrighty. Here are old elephant jokes.
A: How do you squeeze an elephant under a door? Q: Put him inside an envelope, then pass it through.
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Post by The Rogue on Jun 4, 2005 14:24:39 GMT -5
Dude, that's lame.
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Post by crashomestar on Jun 4, 2005 14:43:01 GMT -5
1. How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?
2. How do you put a girrafe in the refrigerator?
3. All the animals in the world were at a convention, except for which one?
4. How do you cross an alligator infested river with no bridges?
Apparently, a kindergardner would have a MUCH higher chance of figuring these out that a teenager or an adult...
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Post by The Rogue on Jun 4, 2005 14:51:55 GMT -5
Well, they're still lame.
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Post by crashomestar on Jun 4, 2005 15:19:38 GMT -5
I meant mine. Can you solve them. (I bet you can't.)
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Post by hpzr on Jun 4, 2005 15:45:51 GMT -5
I know. Hence the bold " old" part. Crashomestar answers: 1- Open the refrigerator and put him inside it. 2- Open the refrigerator, take out the elephant, and put the girafe inside it. 3- The girafe, who is still in the refrigerator. 4- I forgot this one. Hopping on them? Here are more [glow=red,3,000]OLD[/glow] elephant jokes: Q1:Why did the elephant fall off the tree? A1: Because he died. Q2: Why did the second elephant fall off the tree? A2: Because he was grabbing onto the first one. Q3: Why did the third elephant fall off the tree? A3: Because he thought it was a game. Q4: Why did the tree fall down? A4: Because it thought it was an elephant. I KNOW THEY´RE LAME.
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Post by crashomestar on Jun 4, 2005 16:16:39 GMT -5
I know. Hence the bold " old" part. Crashomestar answers: 1- Open the refrigerator and put him inside it. 2- Open the refrigerator, take out the elephant, and put the girafe inside it. 3- The girafe, who is still in the refrigerator. 4- I forgot this one. Hopping on them? Here are more [glow=red,3,000]OLD[/glow] elephant jokes: Q1:Why did the elephant fall off the tree? A1: Because he died. Q2: Why did the second elephant fall off the tree? A2: Because he was grabbing onto the first one. Q3: Why did the third elephant fall off the tree? A3: Because he thought it was a game. Q4: Why did the tree fall down? A4: Because it thought it was an elephant. I KNOW THEY´RE LAME. The answer to #4: Swin. The alligator's are at the convention. Other than that, you got them all right. Did you mean, for the first one, he DID, or he DIED?
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