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Post by Surikkuboyo on May 9, 2005 23:42:40 GMT -5
If you've ever had to haul a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor, you might be a redneck.
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Post by Reno on May 9, 2005 23:51:24 GMT -5
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Post by Surikkuboyo on May 9, 2005 23:57:26 GMT -5
That's a pretty good one, actually.
If your dog and your wallet are both on a chain, you might be a redneck.
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Post by Reno on May 10, 2005 17:31:42 GMT -5
thats a good and true one.
You might be a redneck if you find that electricity only bleongs to the rich people.
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Post by The Rogue on May 10, 2005 23:14:05 GMT -5
Heh heh. Keep it up!
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Post by Surikkuboyo on May 10, 2005 23:38:02 GMT -5
If your dog and your wallet are both on a chain, you might be a redneck.
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Post by Beowulf on May 11, 2005 13:41:36 GMT -5
You might be a redneck if you're dating your cousin-sister
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Post by hpzr on May 11, 2005 16:49:30 GMT -5
Or, if your life only makes sense when a vegetable fair is in town.
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Post by Reno on May 11, 2005 17:25:47 GMT -5
Nice on HPZr.
You might be a redneck when your music for a school dance is a old guy hooked up to a amp playing a banjo. ;D
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Post by The Rogue on May 11, 2005 20:02:48 GMT -5
Heh heh. That's funny! ;D ;D
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Post by Surikkuboyo on May 12, 2005 9:25:54 GMT -5
If every day somebody comes to your door mistakingly thinking you're having a yard sale, you might be a redneck.
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Post by Reno on May 12, 2005 9:27:04 GMT -5
Here, I thought of another one...
You might be a redneck when people are 'awwwd' by Escalators and/or elevators.
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Post by Surikkuboyo on May 12, 2005 13:51:38 GMT -5
If you've ever financed a tattoo, you might be a redneck.
"Three more payments and this sunnuvagun is mine!"
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Post by Reno on May 12, 2005 14:02:08 GMT -5
thats a good one. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Surikkuboyo on May 12, 2005 14:06:14 GMT -5
If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.
...guilty!
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