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Post by Reno on May 13, 2005 13:10:35 GMT -5
This ones commader Sergi's:
You might be a redneck when half your family and relatives live on the same land as you.
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JumpButton
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Step away from the animal.
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Post by JumpButton on May 13, 2005 17:31:30 GMT -5
If you don't know the difference between your sister and your wife, you might be a redneck. ;D
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Post by Reno on May 13, 2005 18:24:07 GMT -5
Good One ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by The Rogue on May 13, 2005 20:01:23 GMT -5
Those are good!
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Post by Surikkuboyo on May 14, 2005 12:57:49 GMT -5
Sorry guys, was taking a bit of a break there.
If you go to the family reunion to meet women, you might be a redneck.
I think we just offended somebody. "That ain't funny, is it, sis?"
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Post by Reno on May 14, 2005 15:43:24 GMT -5
thats a good one.
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Post by Surikkuboyo on May 14, 2005 16:04:13 GMT -5
If you see a sign that says "Say no to crack" and it reminds you to pull your jeans up, you might be a redneck.
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Post by Reno on May 14, 2005 18:56:17 GMT -5
;D ;D Another good one. ;D ;D
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Post by Surikkuboyo on May 15, 2005 1:37:21 GMT -5
If your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it, you might be a redneck.
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Post by crashomestar on May 15, 2005 13:59:34 GMT -5
I don't know if this one's been posted:
If you think ramming into a deer at 95mph is fast food, you might be a redneck.
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Post by Surikkuboyo on May 15, 2005 14:06:33 GMT -5
Holy crap, you beat me to it!
If your wife's hairdo has ever been destroyed by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.
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Post by Reno on May 15, 2005 14:17:27 GMT -5
Haha! I cant think of any anymore.
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Post by hpzr on May 15, 2005 16:22:32 GMT -5
Holy crap, you beat me to it! If your wife's hairdo has ever been destroyed by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck. Actually, you might be Homer Simpson.
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Post by crashomestar on May 15, 2005 19:22:55 GMT -5
D 'oh!
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Post by Surikkuboyo on May 16, 2005 8:31:39 GMT -5
If you refer to the fifth grade as "my senior year", you might be a redneck.
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