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Post by Surikkuboyo on May 6, 2005 3:36:32 GMT -5
A new feature, hosted by myself, featuring the You Might Be A Redneck If routine of stand-up comedian Jeff Foxworthy. Tune in everyday for the new entry in:  There's been a lot of misconceptions recently over people in the southern North America. These days people think that everybody from the south (ie. Texas) is a redneck, but that is just not true. Jeff Foxworthy has been to 48 states and wherever he has gone, there has been rednecks everywhere. So Jeff's come up with this test to help people figure out wether they're really rednecks or not, and he's named it "You Might Be a Redneck If". The test includes things like this: If you've been on television more than five times describing what the tornado sounded like, you might be a redneck. |
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Post by hpzr on May 6, 2005 5:15:48 GMT -5
Hehe, sounds fun. Who´s up for some redneck trivia?
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Post by Surikkuboyo on May 6, 2005 17:45:46 GMT -5
It keeps going.
If you've ever cut your grass and found a car, you might be a redneck.
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Post by The Rogue on May 6, 2005 18:37:31 GMT -5
It obviously seems that nobody will be a redneck. But it seems like fun.
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Post by hpzr on May 7, 2005 5:19:37 GMT -5
Does a motorcycle count? ;D
Nah, just kidding. Please keep going.
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Post by Surikkuboyo on May 8, 2005 3:49:26 GMT -5
If your dad walks you to school because you're both on the same grade, you might be a redneck.
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Post by hpzr on May 8, 2005 3:51:18 GMT -5
Lol. Now that´s funny. Ain´t it the truth? ;D
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Post by Reno on May 8, 2005 18:48:59 GMT -5
YES IT IS< AND I WOULD KNOW!!!!!
im suyrrounded by rednecks, Slick, dont get mad, but Im going to do some becuase I know from First hand experiance how they act, eat, talk, ect.
you might be a redneck if you find yourself more concerend for your cattle than your own school grades(Everyone in my class)
You might be a redneck, when a good majority of your town is related to one another more that once(Aunt+Cousin, ect.)
You might be a redneck if everyone starres at you when you drive a vehical newer that 1980.
You might be a redneck when people look at you funny becuase you carry more than 500$ in your wallet.
There. Everyone in my gay ass town is like that, but, not I, not I and a few other friends. Anyway, back to you slick.
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Post by crashomestar on May 8, 2005 19:12:08 GMT -5
What town is this, The Pl... Dr. Neo Cortex?
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Post by Reno on May 8, 2005 23:44:30 GMT -5
The town is knowen as ***Middle Of Nowhere*** Canada, but, I'll say this, THIS is the final clue you need to find out my exact location.
Anyone know that this means, dont tell, keep it to yourself and then you can find my loser town.
LO/LA
106/53
With this, and 3 other chucks, you can now find where the ***Middle Of Nowhere*** is located, good luck.
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Post by Surikkuboyo on May 9, 2005 7:02:37 GMT -5
In relation to Dr. Cortex's post:
If your family tree does not fork, you might be a redneck.
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Post by hpzr on May 9, 2005 15:04:14 GMT -5
Lol. I´d hate to live in Middle of Nowhere.
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Post by Surikkuboyo on May 9, 2005 15:07:43 GMT -5
Two in one this time!
If you've ever been too drunk to fish, you might be a redneck.
If someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle, you might be a redneck.
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Post by The Rogue on May 9, 2005 18:56:53 GMT -5
I still don't think anyone here is a redneck. Well, except Crashomestar. Hehe.
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Post by Reno on May 9, 2005 21:29:42 GMT -5
Here slcikboy, allow me to take it for a second:
you might be a redneck when you need to drive 100 KM to get to a city with a population higher than 100 people.
you might be a redneck when the females start to blend with the males ( facial hair and all)
you mgiht be a redneck when theres more bears per squar kM than people.
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