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Post by Surikkuboyo on May 21, 2005 15:12:02 GMT -5
Cortex, you don't sound too good, what with the coughing. Drink lots of warm fluids, get a lot of rest and call me in the morning.
If your wife says she's game and you shoot her, you might be a redneck.
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Post by Reno on May 21, 2005 16:26:50 GMT -5
Thats for the advide*cough*cough* *weeezz* *falls down*
Anyway, good one Slick
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Post by Surikkuboyo on May 21, 2005 16:57:17 GMT -5
If your panty lines can be seen from aerial photographs, you might be a redneck.
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Post by The Rogue on May 21, 2005 22:16:30 GMT -5
*shakes head rapidly*aaaaaaaaakkkkkkk
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Post by Surikkuboyo on May 22, 2005 2:53:47 GMT -5
If you've ever been accused of lying through your tooth, you might be a redneck.
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Post by The Rogue on May 22, 2005 23:01:21 GMT -5
Heh heh. That's a good one.
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Post by Reno on May 22, 2005 23:13:56 GMT -5
Awsome Slick, I got to think of a few.
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Post by Surikkuboyo on May 23, 2005 6:54:27 GMT -5
Thank you onceagainymore. ;D
If your dog passes gas and you claim it, you might be a redneck.
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Post by crashomestar on May 23, 2005 14:00:46 GMT -5
That was a good one. 9/10 ;D
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Post by Surikkuboyo on May 23, 2005 14:21:17 GMT -5
Ooh, grading.
If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table...my mother-in-law in New Orleans, by the way...you might be a redneck.
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Post by digimaster on May 23, 2005 14:28:56 GMT -5
I rate it 7/10.
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Post by Reno on May 23, 2005 15:02:04 GMT -5
8/10 for me
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Post by Surikkuboyo on May 23, 2005 15:06:47 GMT -5
I still have time for one more:
If you've ever taken a sixpack of beer to a funeral, you might be a redneck.
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Post by hpzr on May 23, 2005 16:08:49 GMT -5
Lol. That last one was one of the best so far.
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Post by The Rogue on May 23, 2005 22:57:52 GMT -5
If your name is Crashomestar on the BNN forum, you might be a redneck. (I had to say that). ;D
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