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Post by Surikkuboyo on May 24, 2005 7:32:51 GMT -5
You will have some stern OWNage in your direction should he ever read that.
If your wife has ever said "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath", you might be a redneck.
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Post by crashomestar on May 24, 2005 17:38:04 GMT -5
I just did. PREPARE TO DIE. :kills GS: YOU NEVER HAD TIME TO PREPARE!!!!!!!!! MMMMMUUUUUUHHHHHUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by The Rogue on May 24, 2005 23:05:43 GMT -5
You didn't even touch me! Mwahahahahahahahahaha!
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Post by Surikkuboyo on May 25, 2005 6:57:18 GMT -5
If your neighbours think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.
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Post by crashomestar on May 25, 2005 14:04:25 GMT -5
Now that was a good one. ;D
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Post by Surikkuboyo on May 25, 2005 14:05:42 GMT -5
If you think a quarterhorse is that ride outside of K-Mart, you might be a redneck.
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Post by The Rogue on May 25, 2005 23:23:33 GMT -5
Heh heh. Those are good.
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Post by Surikkuboyo on May 26, 2005 7:59:38 GMT -5
If you missed fifth grade graduation because you had jury duty, you might be a redneck.
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Post by The Rogue on May 26, 2005 18:43:09 GMT -5
That's another good one!
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Post by Reno on May 26, 2005 20:31:52 GMT -5
Those are great Slick
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Post by Surikkuboyo on May 26, 2005 22:55:54 GMT -5
If you think "fast food" is hitting a deer at 65 miles per hour, you might be a redneck.
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Post by crashomestar on May 27, 2005 13:53:05 GMT -5
I posted that on the third page....
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Post by The Rogue on May 27, 2005 20:10:15 GMT -5
Yeah, he did.
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Post by Surikkuboyo on May 28, 2005 5:00:18 GMT -5
Yeah, he beat me to it.
If you've ever sat on the toilet until your legs fall asleep, you might be a redneck.
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Post by The Rogue on May 30, 2005 0:54:31 GMT -5
That's alright. But the time always varies.
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